Self Absorbed Women don't make good Lovers.

I missed you for so long. Now that you’re back I realize it wasn’t you I miss, that person doesn’t exist anymore. I wish I could wipe away the memories because I’ll never have them back.


I will never view you as perfect again.

(via glitterandnightmares)

vinesnow:

Lmao Holy sht
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Girlfriend / Boyfriend dumps you

cali-cocaine:

White Moms: Its okay sweetheart, it’ll be fine

Black Moms: Mayne who gives a flying fuck

Hispanic Moms: Ves pendeja, tu no necesitas un boifran, Ni sabes limpiarte el culo cabrona

fuckyeahhayleywilliams:

The mothafuckin’ best.

nointerrruption:

growing up sucks because you realize $1000 isn’t a lot of money

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meowrianne:

michaelbluthanicekid:

the-monstrumologist:

ydrill:

Enjoying bath

OH
MY
GOD
HOW
FUCKING
CUTE

THE RABBIT IS KILLING ME HE LOOKS LIKE A CHARACTER FAMILY GUY WOULD  MAKE OF LIKE A DRUNK KANGAROO I DUNNO

look at the lil idiot in a pot with a cloth on his head

a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate

a-gradual-decompression:

weallheartonedirection:

"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."

accurate caption is accurate