Self Absorbed Women don't make good Lovers.

torik5:

parallelanprincess:

You aren’t a real college student until you cry like a bitch over an assignment

I’ve apparently been a college kid since 9th grade, then

cokeflow:

asshairs:

PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO OWL CITY HAAAAAAAHA

someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs lmao

theycallmemos:

Get that fucking salad out of my face, Jessica


I will forever reblog. Had to pull myself together for a moment.

theycallmemos:

Get that fucking salad out of my face, Jessica

I will forever reblog. Had to pull myself together for a moment.

The best times to kiss a girl

abraesive:

When she’s babbling on about something. When you’re arguing. When you see her. When you’re with her. When you’re with your friends. When she cries. When shes happy. When she does something you love. After you ask her out. After she says she loves you. After you just kissed her. Before you leave. My point is, whenever you get the chance to kiss her, kiss her. It makes her feel loved. 

if you kiss me when we’re arguing i will punch you straight in the fucking jaw

blancheelizabethdevereaux:

i’d rather use the mobile app than see some of your themes

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raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

ccrystalstar:

Someone take me.

ccrystalstar:

Someone take me.

There is nothing sadder than a child who has barely seen the world, yet who has seen enough of it to know that they do not wish to be a part of it.
this is the saddest thing ive ever read (via n00bb)

rupindeer:

I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people