Self Absorbed Women don't make good Lovers.

cobblerbob:

*drops mic*

*picks it back up because that’s not how we handle sound equipment*

darklittlefaun:

I believe in body positivity, feminism, and always using your turn signal.

she definitely named her daughter with this joke in mind and waited patiently for years for the chance to finally make it

iridessence:

lol
The most powerful relationship you will ever have is the relationship with yourself.
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Steve Maraboli, Life, the Truth, and Being Free (via losing-every-extra-pound)

fkajames:

he is giving me life honestly

canhappenlove:

β™›
unimpressedcats:

christmas present sorted

unimpressedcats:

christmas present sorted

rosedub:

derp merp

setthestageonfire:

So my family got a skeleton for halloween